Eat My Panties

Verse 1

The lines are breaking apart

Stretched like I'm wearing the graph

A giant alligator jaw opening up in the dark

You set the ask price way up in the sky

Hoping another fool would come and buy

An empty condo on a high-floor view

Now the interest rate is coming back for you

Pre-Chorus

Zero-percent party was fun while it lasted

Now the central bank got your leverage blasted

No exit no buyers nowhere to run

Just holding the bag when the party is done

Chorus

Come

Come to my house and eat my panties

Come to my house and eat my eat my panties panties

Come to my house and eat my panties

Choke on the leftovers of your sweet fantasy

Suck on the losses of your over-leveraged crown

Hold your fake price while the market goes down

Verse 2

You thought you were a mogul a property king

Flipping low-tier units like a magic trick ring

Now the margin call is knocking on your front door

And the real value's falling straight to the floor

Smart cash is sitting back waiting for the crash

While you're eating your own yield for breakfast cash

Look at you sweat in your cheap suited outfit

So listen up darling here's my thesis

Pre-Chorus

White one or the pink one

Is the only choice for you

Yellow or beige

Same once in your stomach

Chorus

Come

Come to my house and eat my panties

Come to my house and eat my eat my panties panties

Come to my house and eat my panties

Choke on the leftovers of your sweet fantasy

Suck on the losses of your over-leveraged crown

Hold your fake price while the market goes down

Bridge

Stretched like I'm wearing

Rubber made a sound

No exit strategy left

Bon appétit bagholder

See you at the foreclosure sale

Chorus

Come

Come to my house and eat my panties

Come to my house and eat my eat my panties panties

Come to my house and eat my panties

Choke on the leftovers of your sweet fantasy

Suck on the losses of your over-leveraged crown

Hold your fake price while the market goes down

Come to my house and eat my panties