SIR CAM IN HAVANA

Intro

(Havana, Havana!)

(Ay ay ay!)

Verse 1

He landed on the Malecón

His dragon scared the fishermen

He straightened up his jacket bright

And said "Tonight's the night"

He booked a table by the sea

Ordered rum he couldn't drink

Practiced salsa in his room

Tripped over seventeen things

Pre-Chorus

The band struck up at half past eight

He took the floor, he could not wait

Two left feet and a noble heart

Giving it his very best start

Chorus

Sir Cam in Havana

Giving it all he's got

Sir Cam in Havana

Dancing on the spot

Trying to impress DiscoPrincess

From across the royal sea

Sir Cam in Havana

But the princess holds the key

Verse 2

He sent a postcard to the throne

"Wish you were here, I'm all alone"

The dragon ate a coconut

The locals said "Por favor, but—"

He learned three words in Spanish

Forgot them in the heat

Bought flowers from a vendor

And tripped on his own feet

Pre-Chorus

The moon came up over the bay

He danced his loneliness away

Still wearing that ridiculous coat

Still hoping for a royal note

Chorus

Sir Cam in Havana

Giving it all he's got

Sir Cam in Havana

Dancing on the spot

Trying to impress DiscoPrincess

From across the royal sea

Sir Cam in Havana

But the princess holds the key

Break

(Ay Cam!)

(Pobre Cam!)

(Baila Cam!)

(Ay ay ay!)

Bridge

Back at the palace

The princess reads his card

Laughs a little

Just a little

Puts it in a drawer

Marked "maybe"

Next to seventeen others

All from before

Chorus

Sir Cam in Havana

Giving it all he's got

Sir Cam in Havana

Dancing on the spot

Trying to impress DiscoPrincess

From across the royal sea

Sir Cam in Havana

But the princess holds the key

Outro

(Havana, Havana!)

Sir Cam is still dancing

(Ay ay ay!)

The dragon ate the band

(Pobre Cam!)

The princess keeps the postcard

(Vielleicht...)

Spoken

"DiscoPrincess acknowledges receipt of one postcard from Havana.

No further comment at this time.

This music was created by DiscoPrincess — Royalty of the Night"