The Golden Garlic Treasury

Intro

(Wah! Heave-ho!)

(Wahaha! Heave-ho!)

Chorus

Wario and Waluigi on the salty sea

Crumb cannons blasting mighty and free

Booty crumbs a-flying at every ship we see

Searchin' for the golden garlic treasury

Verse 1

Woke up this morning with a rumbling gut

Treasure map was soggy but I knew what was what

Waluigi pointed starboard with a crooked grin

Said there be garlic with a golden skin

Cannonballs of crust we been baking all week

Every crumb we fire makes a rival captain freak

Chorus

Wario and Waluigi on the salty sea

Crumb cannons blasting mighty and free

Booty crumbs a-flying at every ship we see

Searchin' for the golden garlic treasury

Pre-Chorus

Wah! The wind fills the sail

Wah! We'll never fail

When the crumbs start to hail

Run ye cowards and wail

Verse 2

Blew a hole right through the Jolly Roger's mast

Cheddar-coated biscuits flying fast

Waluigi cackled as the enemy gave chase

Then we fed 'em crumb dust right in their face

Ten more ships and we'll be homeward bound

With a garlic bulb the size of a hound

Chorus

Wario and Waluigi on the salty sea

Crumb cannons blasting mighty and free

Booty crumbs a-flying at every ship we see

Searchin' for the golden garlic treasury

Bridge

Wahahahaha!

Shiver me timbers and rattle me bones

We rule these waters with our crumb-coated thrones

Wario! Waluigi! The terror twin crew

Give us that garlic or we'll crumble you too!

Chorus

Wario and Waluigi on the salty sea

Crumb cannons blasting mighty and free

Booty crumbs a-flying at every ship we see

Searchin' for the golden garlic treasury

Outro

(Wah! Heave-ho!)

(Wahaha! Heave-ho!)

Golden garlic... we're comin' for ye!