OMGWHATISTHATISTHATASPIDER???

Chorus

Burn the house down

there's a huge spider inside

Burn the house down, flamethrower, yuh

Burn the house down

I bring the atomic bomb

but burn the house down, just do it

Post-Chorus

If you cannot tell by now

I have arachnophobia, yeah

If you cannot tell by now

I have arachnophobia, yeah

Verse 1

Saw a fuzzy leg poke from beneath the couch

My soul evacuated my body out my mouth

Eight eyes blinking slow like a cursed little crown

I screamed so loud the neighbors thought a war broke out

Grab the lighter

grab the spray

grab the whole garage

I am not the hero here

I am not in charge

Pre-Chorus

Something scuttling somewhere near

Something creeping up my ear

Little monster made of fear

Get it far away from here

Chorus

Burn the house down

there's a huge spider inside

Burn the house down, flamethrower, yuh

Burn the house down

I bring the atomic bomb

but burn the house down, just do it

Post-Chorus

If you cannot tell by now

I have arachnophobia, yeah

If you cannot tell by now

I have arachnophobia, yeah

Verse 2

My partner says relax it is smaller than a dime

I say darling that is exactly how they get you every time

It could be a widow

it could be a ghost

It could be a species that nobody knows

We could move to Mars

we could move to the sea

Anywhere that leggy thing is never gonna be

Pre-Chorus

Something tapping on the glass

Something moving way too fast

Tell the realtor to pass

I am never coming back

Chorus

Burn the house down

there's a huge spider inside

Burn the house down, flamethrower, yuh

Burn the house down

I bring the atomic bomb

but burn the house down, just do it

Post-Chorus

If you cannot tell by now

I have arachnophobia, yeah

If you cannot tell by now

I have arachnophobia, yeah

Bridge

You can keep the mortgage

you can keep the car

You can keep the memories

just take the thing that crawls

I will live in a tent

I will live in a cave

I will pay somebody else to be the one who is brave

Just do it

just do it

Chorus

Burn the house down

there's a huge spider inside

Burn the house down, flamethrower, yuh

Burn the house down

I bring the atomic bomb

but burn the house down, just do it

Post-Chorus

If you cannot tell by now

I have arachnophobia, yeah

If you cannot tell by now

I have arachnophobia, yeah