Popcorn (Nuke Your Drawers]

Verse 1

Walked to work and hit a flood,

Drenched in rain and caked in mud.

Dripping wet from head to toe,

Got no dryer, where do I go?

Work's microwave is my plan,

To dry the clothes of a naked man!

Bridge

Listen close

I'll tell you whatcha gotta do!

(Ooh-hoo, ding-ding)

Verse 2

Shirt is soaked right through the skin,

Set it on "SOOP", and watch it spin!

Bottom's freezing cuz it's bare

Gotta throw in yo underwear—

Now nuke your drawers...

Set it on... POPCORN!

Chorus

Set it on Popcorn!

(Ooo-wee, popcorn!)

Set it on Popcorn!

(Ahh-ha, Popcorn!)

Verse 3

Pants are dripping on the floor,

Lock the breakroom, close the door.

Denim takes a heavy load,

Baked potato on the code

Now nuke your drawers...

Set it on... POPCORN!

Chorus

Set it on Popcorn!

(Ooo-wee, popcorn!)

Set it on Popcorn!

(Ahh-ha, Popcorn!)

Soxx are smelling pretty stale,

Like a soggy garbage pail.

Set on "Oatmeel", makes 'em right,

Alongside yo "tighty-whites!"

Now nuke your drawers...

Set it on... POPCORN!

Chorus

Set it on Popcorn!

(Ooo-wee, popcorn!)

Set it on Popcorn!

(Ahh-ha, Popcorn!)

Now nuke your drawers...

Set it on... POPCORN!

(Ooh-hoo, ding-ding)

Pop-pop, popcorn

(Ahh-ha, Popcorn!)

Pop-pop, popcorn

(Ahh-ha, Popcorn!)

Pop-pop, popcorn

(Ahh-ha, Popcorn!)

Pop-pop, popcorn

(Ahh-ha, Popcorn!)

Outro / Fade-Oout

Hold up, is that smell the polyester or the butter?

(Ooo-wee, extra butter!)

Don't use the defrost button, my socks are still stiff!

(Ding-ding, thirty seconds!)

Watch out now, my zipper is sparking!

(Light show in the breakroom!)

Sombody knocking on the door!

(Hide the tighty-whites!)

Smells like burnt cotton and movie night!

(Pop-pop, popcorn!)

I burnt my drawers!

(Too hot, too hot!)

(Main Vocal) Just hit add thirty seconds...

Somebody get me a fire extinguisher!

(Pop-pop... cough... popcorn...)