Cursing at the Piano

Verse 1

Bloody hell, this piano’s a beast to tame

Fingers tangled up, every chord is a shame

I labeled the damn keys but it’s still all the same

Every note a reminder—this is never my game

Pre-Chorus

Sweating over scales like some tortured bloke

Misfiring fingers, patience going up in smoke

Chorus

Damn this mess of black and white keys

Hands keep slipping in the wrong f***ing place

Notes won’t line up, it’s all out of tune

Why the hell can’t I just get this right

Verse 2

Every b*****d day I sit down to play

The room fills with cursing, frustration and rage

Sheet music scowling, it mocks my pain

Slamming the bench like it’s got a damn brain

Pre-Chorus

Tried slow, tried fast, patience thin as s***

Neighbors banging on the fucking walls again

Chorus

Damn this mess of black and white keys

Hands keep slipping in the wrong f***ing place

Notes won’t line up, it’s all out of tune

Why the hell can’t I just get this right

Chorus

Damn this mess of black and white keys

Hands keep slipping in the wrong f***ing place

Notes won’t line up, it’s all out of tune

Why the hell can’t I just get this right

Verse 2

Every b*****d day I sit down to play

The room fills with cursing, frustration and rage

Sheet music scowling, it mocks my pain

Slamming the bench like it’s got a damn brain

Pre-Chorus

Tried slow, tried fast, patience thin as s***

Neighbors banging on the fucking walls again

Chorus

Damn this mess of black and white keys

Hands keep slipping in the wrong f***ing place

Notes won’t line up, it’s all out of tune

Why the hell can’t I just get this right

Bridge

F*** this melody stuck in my head

Every wrong note just fills me with dread

Pedals squeak and the stool wobbles too

I’m losing my s***, what else is new

Verse 3

Smashed another pencil on the keys last night

Neighbors yelling now, what a f***ing delight

Stupid little sharps, never in their sodding place

Wouldn’t mind if the whole thing just burst into space

Outro

Maybe someday I’ll get it, yeah, right

For now I’ll curse and butcher this tune all night

Sod off piano, you damn little beast

Still can’t play, but at least I released

Outro

Maybe someday I’ll get it, yeah, right

For now I’ll curse and butcher this tune all night

Sod off piano, you damn little beast

Still can’t play, but at least