Ranch Money

Chorus

Buy ranch dressing buy ranch dressing

Get that bottle get that bottle

Buy ranch dressing buy ranch dressing

Every aisle every throttle

Ain't no [bleep] gonna stop me now

Ain't no [bleep] gonna slow me down

Buy ranch dressing buy ranch dressing

Best [bleep] dressing in this town

Verse 1

Woke up hungry at a quarter past noon

Pockets full of coupons and a silver spoon

Creamy and cool yeah the label say ranch

Grab a second bottle cause I need a backup plan

Rolling through the market like a man on a mission

Every single flavor got me [bleep] with precision

Cashier looking sideways at my cart full of green

I ain't buying lettuce I ain't buying beans

Pre-Chorus

Pour it pour it on everything

Pour it pour it on everything

Dip my fries dip my wings

Dip my fries dip my wings

Chorus

Buy ranch dressing buy ranch dressing

Get that bottle get that bottle

Buy ranch dressing buy ranch dressing

Every aisle every throttle

Ain't no [bleep] gonna stop me now

Ain't no [bleep] gonna slow me down

Buy ranch dressing buy ranch dressing

Best [bleep] dressing in this town

Verse 2

My fridge got a shelf dedicated to the stash

Hidden in the back behind the [bleep] and the trash

Some folks chase the money some folks chase the fame

I just chase that creamy goodness screaming out my name

Buttermilk and herbs got me acting a fool

Never thought a condiment could make me this cool

If you see me at the checkout with a hundred and three

Don't you dare judge me cause I'm [bleep] free

Pre-Chorus

Pour it pour it on everything

Pour it pour it on everything

Dip my fries dip my wings

Dip my fries dip my wings

Chorus

Buy ranch dressing buy ranch dressing

Get that bottle get that bottle

Buy ranch dressing buy ranch dressing

Every aisle every throttle

Ain't no [bleep] gonna stop me now

Ain't no [bleep] gonna slow me down

Buy ranch dressing buy ranch dressing

Best [bleep] dressing in this town

Bridge

Ranch on my pizza ranch on my toast

Ranch on the things that I love the most

Ranch in the morning ranch late at night

Ranch on a sandwich and it's outta sight

Chorus

Buy ranch dressing buy ranch dressing

Get that bottle get that bottle

Buy ranch dressing buy ranch dressing

Every aisle every throttle

Ain't no [bleep] gonna stop me now

Ain't no [bleep] gonna slow me down

Buy ranch dressing buy ranch dressing

Best [bleep] dressing in this town

Post-Chorus

Dip dip dip dip (Ranch)

Dip dip dip dip (Ranch)

Dip dip dip dip (Ranch)

Dressing in this town