Waffles song

verse

I had pancakes for breakfast,

But I knew what was wrong.

They're common and delicious,

But not creative.

At all,

So I made some waffles instead.

They've got a creative shape,

Like a chequered flag,

They taste way sweeter,

And they're softer too.

You need a waffle iron,

You don't need a pan.

pre chorus

That is how life became more simple,

You don't need some oil you don't need to flip.

Waffles taste better.

They tasted way better.

chorus

Maple syrup,

Maple bacon,

Duck and potato.

That's what you put on waffles.

Potato waffle waffles, they're just a cheat,

But chocolate waffles,

There's nothing else they can beat.

verse 2

I had a spammer they got banned,

They couldn't eat some waffles,

So they came up to my house.

They said give me those waffles,

Give them to me now,

So I banned him from my house,

So I called the police.

chorus

Maple syrup,

Maple bacon,

Duck and potato.

That's what you put on waffles.

Potato waffle waffles, they're just a cheat,

But chocolate waffles,

There's nothing else they can beat.

bridge

Pancakes for pancake day,

But there's no waffle day.

It's disappointing, cheap and common,

It's just something you put in your mouth.

Pancakes are childish,

No creativity at all,

Waffles are unique.

Waffle waffles are unique.

chorus

Maple syrup,

Maple bacon,

Duck and potato.

That's what you put on waffles.

Potato waffle waffles, they're just a cheat,

But chocolate waffles,

There's nothing else they can beat.

outro