Lyrics
[Intro]
Uh-huh
Yeah
They told me not to trick-or-treat after dark
Well check this out
[Verse 1]
Porch light flickers and I'm creeping through the fog
Bag of full-size candy bars ain't what I want from y'all
Saw a kid named Timmy with a pillowcase half full
Took his Skittles, took his Twix, told him run back to school
Big Randy on the block and I don't share the curb
Heard you got that caramel crunch consider that my third
[Chorus]
Hide your candy, hide your kids
Big Randy comin' through the neighborhood
Got a pillowcase full of tricks
And a grown man's fist full of bad attitude
Hide your stash, lock your door
If you hear them footsteps hit the floor
Better dump that bucket and run
'Cause Big Randy ain't done, no
[Post-Chorus]
(Randy!)
(Randy!)
(Randy!)
(Get down!)
[Verse 2]
Halloween ain't fun when the boogeyman's real
Took a king-size Hershey and I stole that kid's meal
Ripped the fake spiderwebs right off the front gate
Said "thanks for the decor, now I'm takin' your fate"
Little girl with a princess crown started to cry
I said "pass the Butterfinger or it's goodbye"
Neighborhood watch textin' like a group chat fire
They said "lock the windows, Randy's climbin' higher"
[Chorus]
Hide your candy, hide your kids
Big Randy comin' through the neighborhood
Got a pillowcase full of tricks
And a grown man's fist full of bad attitude
Hide your stash, lock your door
If you hear them footsteps hit the floor
Better dump that bucket and run
'Cause Big Randy ain't done, no
[Bridge]
I'm the reason that your parents check the wrappers
I'm the reason that the older kids just scatter
Came for the Kit Kats, stayed for the screams
This ain't a nightmare, this is Halloween
[Chorus]
Hide your candy, hide your kids
Big Randy comin' through the neighborhood
Got a pillowcase full of tricks
And a grown man's fist full of bad attitude
Hide your stash, lock your door
If you hear them footsteps hit the floor
Better dump that bucket and run
'Cause Big Randy ain't done, no
[Outro]
(Randy!)
(Randy!)
Mm-mm
Better hide that candy