The Bi-Weekly Collection Schedule

Intro

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Verse 1

This week, it's recycling

Put the blue lid on the kerb, yeah

Next week, it's paper

Don't forget to flatten your cardboard

Verse 2

Bi-weekly, it's garden waste

Clear up all the leaves in your yard, yeah

But don't you put stones in the brown bag

There's a chance you might get a fine

It's just the rules

Pre-Chorus

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Chorus

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This week's recycling

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Verse 3

Last month, the bin lorry broke down

I didn't know just what was going on, yeah

Then I opened up my newsletter

And saw the updated schedule, oh

Verse 4

Now I know when to leave out the green

When to put out the red and the blue

When to leave out the orange and white

Oh, but tell me, what about silver?

Oh, now this is really confusing me

Pre-Chorus

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Chorus

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It's recycling

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Bridge

Ooooooh, this week is recycliiiiiiiiii

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Chorus

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This week's recycling

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Outro

This week's recycling

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