plot twi$t

Wait...

You had a girlfriend?

And you thought I wouldn't notice?

Verse 1

You made your jokes, you played your part

Little comments, little sparks

You'd look at me and make me smile

I thought you meant it for a while

Verse 2

You had a girl waiting at home

But still you wouldn't leave me alone

A little flirting, just for fun

Did you think I was the stupid one?

Pre-Chorus

And I was reading every sign

Making your nonsense sound divine

I thought there might be something there

But honestly, the joke's on me, I swear

Chorus

You were flirting with me, what a crime

While your girlfriend thought you were just fine

All those jokes, that little show

Baby, what were you trying to prove, though?

I used to think you were so cute

Now I just think you're absolute

A walking red flag in designer shoes

And honestly, I've got better things to do

Verse 3

Now that I look at you again

I can't believe I fell for it then

Your little act, your little game

God, I'm embarrassed I knew your name

Verse 4

You weren't mysterious, weren't divine

Just an awkward man wasting my time

I gave you meaning, gave you a chance

You gave me second-hand embarrassment

Pre-Chorus

And suddenly the lights came on

The little fantasy is gone

I look at you and all I see

Is someone who should be embarrassed, honestly

Chorus

You were flirting with me, what a crime

While your girlfriend thought you were just fine

All those jokes, that little show

Baby, what were you trying to prove, though?

I used to think you were so cute

Now I just think you're absolute

A walking red flag in designer shoes

And honestly, I've got better things to do

Bridge

Wait a minute...

Was that supposed to be chemistry?

Because I think I confused your personality

With a personality disorder...

Girl...

Anyway, moving on.

Verse 5

I don't want your jokes, your little lines

Your borrowed charm and questionable signs

Go be mysterious somewhere else

I'm much more fun all by

Chorus

You were flirting with me, what a show

Now you're just somebody I used to know

I was blinded, now I see

You're not the prize, you're the comedy

I don't want you, that's the truth

I've got better things to do

Keep your games, your little act

I'm the plot twist you never had

Outro

And the funniest part?

I spent all that time wondering

if you liked me...

Turns out, I was the only one

writing a romance