Trap Monopoly

Intro

Yeah

Uh-huh

Roll the dice

Verse 1

Roll the dice, bitch, land on Mediterranean

Two hundred bucks and a side of humiliation

Community Chest pays for your mama's surgery

While the banker chokes it out into the free parking jar

I built a hotel on Baltic

Painted every single wall cum-white

You landed there flat broke

Now you're down on your knees all night

"Just one more mortgage," you sob

Throat tight with tears

I say rent's due, slut

And I always charge in arrears

Chorus

Monopoly, monopoly

Bend over for the board

I'll buy every railroad

Just to wreck you on the tracks some more

Pass Go collect two hundred

Then lose it all to chance

This game's a capitalist circle-jerk

And nobody gets to dance

Post-Chorus

Nobody gets to dance

Nobody gets to dance

Bend over for the board

Verse 2

Electric Company? I own that shit

Lights stay off in your whole block

You sit there in the dark jerking

To my purple stacks on top

Water Works is flooding out your basement

With my hot surprise

While I count my little green hotels

Staring with dead fish eyes

Jail's a timeout for the weak and the poor

I walk free 'cause I bribed the judge with a whore

"Do not pass Go" means you stay down on your knees

Sucking the banker dry while he raises all the fees

Chorus

Monopoly, monopoly

Bend over for the board

I'll buy every railroad

Just to wreck you on the tracks some more

Pass Go collect two hundred

Then lose it all to chance

This game's a capitalist circle-jerk

And nobody gets to dance

Post-Chorus

Nobody gets to dance

Nobody gets to dance

Bend over for the board

Bridge

Get out of jail free card

I laminated that bitch like a fetish

Stuck it up your rear

So every sitting sends a message

Boardwalk and Park Place

The twin peaks of despair

You land on both and I tax you

Every strand of leftover hair

Outro

Monopoly monopoly

The rich stay rich and hard

The poor stay broke and horny

While I auction off the yard

Roll the dice one more time baby

Fate's a cruel whore

Welcome to the game where everybody loses

Except the motherfucker who already owns the board

Owning the board

Owning the board