Dad joke

Verse 1

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine! You know what I mean!

What's the difference between love and herpes?

One's a romance, the other's a lifetime warranty!

What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A guy will look for a golf ball!

What did the penis say to the condom?

"Cover me, I'm going in!"

Why are pubic hairs curly?

So they don't poke you in the eye!

What's the difference between a well-dressed man

And a naked man in the rain?

One's got style, the other's got nothing,

And neither one remembers her name!