Verse
Daddy fired up the crock pot Sunday morn
Three kinds of beans and a jalapeno storm
Deacon Bobby brought his famous five-alarm brew
Now the whole congregation's turnin' shades of blue
Pre-Chorus
Somebody crack a window
Somebody fan the door
Cause brother I have never smelled a smell like this before
Chorus
Head for cover the boys are gettin' ready to blow
Toot and scoot till the beans create a hoot from the pews
Reverend's wavin' hymnals like a fan through the room
Aunt Lucille is gaggin' on the chili fumes
Head for cover the boys are gettin' ready to blow
Verse
Little Timmy passed the cornbread lookin' white as paste
Then a rumble rolled across the table like a bass
Pastor ducked behind the pulpit hollerin' "Lord have mercy"
Sister May was wavin' air and stirrin' up controversy
Pre-Chorus
Somebody crack a window
Somebody fan the door
Cause cousin Earl ain't got no manners anymore
Chorus
Head for cover the boys are gettin' ready to blow
Toot and scoot till the beans create a hoot from the pews
Reverend's wavin' hymnals like a fan through the room
Aunt Lucille is gaggin' on the chili fumes
Head for cover the boys are gettin' ready to blow
Bridge
Potluck pride and a lowdown shame
Everybody guilty nobody to blame
Grab your plate and run for the lane
Hankies up we're goin' down in a haze
Chorus
Head for cover the boys are gettin' ready to blow
Toot and scoot till the beans create a hoot from the pews
Reverend's wavin' hymnals like a fan through the room
Aunt Lucille is gaggin' on the chili fumes
Head for cover the boys are gettin' ready to blow
Outro
Woo
Mmm-hmm
Toot toot
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