Eli the Snot-Nosed Elephant

You know Thumper and Bumper and Plumper and Jumbo

Puffy and Fluffy and Scruffy and Dumbo

But do you recall

The most famous elephant of all?

E lie the Snot-Nosed Elephant

Had a very mucus nose.

And you ever heard it

You would even say it blows.

All of the cliquish pachyderms

Used to snub and be ashamed.

They never let poor E lie

Play in any of the mammoth games.

Then one dusty Christmas night

Saint Nick came to ask,

"E lie, with your snout so wet

Please, lead my caravan threat?"

Then, how the elephant's loved him

When he became the favorite son,

Friendly when he was Santa's favorite

They were hypocrites every one.

E lie the Snot-Nosed Elephant

Had a very mucus nose.

And you ever heard it

You would even say it blows.

All of the cliquish pachyderms

Used to snub and be ashamed.

They never let poor E lie

Play in any of the mammoth games.

Then one dusty Christmas night

Saint Nick came to ask,

"E lie, with your snout so wet

Please, lead my caravan threat?"

Then, how the elephant's loved him

When he became the favorite son,

Friendly when he was Santa's favorite

They were hypocrites every one.