frogs on my floor

Verse 1

I got a package from Japan today

Wonder why it was openin'

French frogs came crawlin' out the box

Now they're everywhere I look

Frogs, frogs on my floor

Frog frogs, croakin' it all

It's a pain in the neck

And it's lookin' green

I mean, damn frogs

Frogs on my floor

Frog frogs on my floor

Chorus

Oh, everywhere I step

There's a singin' damn frog

Frog frog

Frogs on my floor

Frog frog

Frogs on my floor

It's a pain in the neck

Grill 'em, watch 'em, grill 'em

All I hear is ribbit ribbit

It's a pain

These little green things on the floor

Verse 2

What's the point and the centre, the reason?

No, baby

But there's one problem

There's the frogs on my floor

Oh, what's happenin'?

Away with my toupee out the door

My house is full of frogs

I leave the kitchen and I want to relax

Don't want to stare at the rug

And look at a frog that just croaks

I love this place but I can't fall

For those frogs on my floor

Pre-Chorus

Wo-wo-wo I love my house so

But if these frogs don't hop away

I think my mind is gonna go

Chorus

Frogs frogs frogs on my floor

Frogs frogs, right on my floor

Verse 3

I start to settle down and put my feet up tight

Then out of the corner of my eye

I see those frogs in flight

I love this place but I can't ball

When I see those frogs on my floor

Wo-wo-wo I can sit through the mess

And the chaos they cause

But those frogs have got to go

I love this place but I can't ball

When I see those frogs on my floor

Verse 4

And when I went to a cocktail party

Eat the hot dog

Who did I saw?

Kermit the Frog

Oh boy

Just can't get no peace

When I went to get some coffee

Down at the train station

Some guy was wearin' a frog mask

Scared costume

Frog

Around the world

Chorus

Oh, it's a pain

When I can open the door

But I can't fit in here

There's a billion green little things

All across my living room floor

It's a pain in the neck and the back

It can go

Oh no

Frogs and all

Oh, it's a pain

Bridge

Got frogs

They got to go

Oh my god, the frogs

They're takin' away my t-shirt and my TV

One flippin' me off

If those frogs can hop, well so can I

And if those frogs have got to stay

Then I'm goin' to hop away

Final Chorus

I love this place but I can't ball

When I see those frogs on my floor

Frogs, frogs, frogs on my floor

Frogs, frogs, frogs on my floor

Outro

Hey, they're kickin' me out of my own place

Hey, you better not touch my booze

Hey, they're turnin' up the music

Those little bastards

Frog frogs all over my floor

Frog frogs all over the floor

Frog frogs right on my floor Frog frogs all over my floor

Frog frogs all over the floor

Frog frogs right on my floor