Rivers of Oil Prayers

We’ve been ripping it open wide—two weeks

Ass cheeks raw, all day, all night

Stretch for Artosis, prayer in the crack

Sacrifice our holes, chanting ‘til we bleed

Holes Gaped for Artosis, Ready for his beak!

Holes Gaped for Artosis, Ready for his beak!

HYEAAHH AA OOOAAH UH UH YEEERRGH!!

AHHUH HOOOAAH OOUUHH AAAYA!

Miles away, he claws through barbed wire

Mud, bullets, Saudi oil up to his chest

Can’t stream in hell, so we pull harder

Hope hangs on a nasal shadow

Holes Gaped for Artosis, Ready for his beak!

Holes Gaped for Artosis, Ready for his beak!

OOUUUUUHHHH EEEYYAAHHH OOAHUH AAAH!!!

HYEAHHHHH AOUUUH HUH HUH YEAH!

Why do I bleed from my rim for a gamer?

For the greatest streamer nose ever grown?

It’s goddamn holy, it’s a beak, it’s a curse

He returns when every hole is stretched and blown

Holes Gaped for Artosis, Ready for his beak!

Holes Gaped for Artosis, Ready for his beak!

OH HOYYYYEEEAAAH UUHHHUH OOUHH

AAHH YEAHH UGH UGH AAAYA!

You hear me, you fuckers? PRAY!

Open wide, grunt louder, moan for him!

Anything for banter and the click of the mouse

Tear until our cracks make music for the king

Holes Gaped for Artosis, Ready for his beak!

Holes Gaped for Artosis, Ready for his beak!

AOUUURRRGHH OUUUHHHUH YEEAAAHHH!

AAAAH AAAYA HYEAAHHH HUH HUH!