Monster Mash Is Better Stoned

Verse 1

Dracula's checking the strobe light rig

Wolfman dragging tables through the fog

Invisible Man dropped the good stash twice

Nobody saw him do it

Blob is oozing near the punch bowl

Bride of Frankenstein stirs the brew

Zombie groans he wants a taste

His ghoul wife slaps his hand

Pre-Chorus

Alien couple passing joints around

Ghost ladies passing trays

Everybody puffing in the chamber

It's a monster holiday

Chorus

Pass it to the wolfman pass it to the bride

Pass it to the blob who's got no hands to hold

We don't need a costume we just need a light

Monster mash is better when we're stoned tonight

Post-Chorus

Oh-oh oh-oh

Stoned tonight

Oh-oh oh-oh

Stoned tonight

Verse 2

Frank's old lady baked a bat-wing pie

Mummy's girl rolled eyeball truffles tight

Zombie's wife keeps winking at the Count

Dracula's bride just glares

Alien mama grilling something green

Ghoul spouse sneaking looks across the room

Blob absorbed a whole tray by mistake

Now he's twice the size

Pre-Chorus

Everyone's giggling in the smoke

Somebody's flirting with a ghost

Spouses trading glances in the haze

This party's getting weird

Chorus

Pass it to the wolfman pass it to the bride

Pass it to the blob who's got no hands to hold

We don't need a costume we just need a light

Monster mash is better when we're stoned tonight

Post-Chorus

Oh-oh oh-oh

Stoned tonight

Oh-oh oh-oh

Stoned tonight

Bridge

Wolfman's wife is dancing with the alien

Zombie's girl is holding Dracula's cape

Frank just shrugged and passed another joint

Nobody's going home

Bride of Frank is laughing with the blob

Invisible Man is kissing someone's ghoul

Ghost is jealous floating through the crowd

This happens every year

Chorus

Pass it to the wolfman pass it to the bride

Pass it to the blob who's got no hands to hold

We don't need a costume we just need a light

Monster mash is better when we're stoned tonight

Post-Chorus

Oh-oh oh-oh

Stoned tonight

Oh-oh oh-oh

Stoned tonight

Drop

Stoned tonight

Stoned tonight