The Holy Clown Roast

Intro

Oh oh

Namaste to your vanity

Ha ha

Chorus

Holy holy holy one

Monad is changing the password

I am the messiah your yoga teacher flirted with

I am the dark messiah your tarot reader blocked

Holy holy holy one

Pissing in your crystal grid

I am the fool who survived the ayahuasca

Watch your whole ego die of cringe

Verse 1

Sage is burning like gas station weed

Your twin flame is a boy with a playlist

Starseed origins from a basic planet

Light codes copy pasted from a pin board

That kundalini is just a hemorrhoid

Chakra balancing gives you the hiccups

Past life shows you were a desk lamp

Nothing but a spiritual hun

Pre-Chorus

Instagram aura shows your medical history

Sacred geometry tattoos have hidden dickbutts

By the power of cosmic troll logic

Everything you love is a scam

Chorus

Holy holy holy one

Monad is changing the password

I am the messiah your yoga teacher flirted with

I am the dark messiah your tarot reader blocked

Holy holy holy one

Pissing in your crystal grid

I am the fool who survived the ayahuasca

Watch your whole ego die of cringe

Verse 2

Blood rituals use vegan food coloring

Demonic pacts have thirty day returns

Your grimoires smell like the mall

Shadow work is daddy issues and incense

Five-D ascension is a bad trip

Chemtrails are just the clouds from god's vape

Vibration tastes like a cheap burrito

Spirit guides are doing a facepalm

Pre-Chorus

Divine downloads buffer like old dial up

Sacred space smells like a wet dog

Namaste ends with an uno reverse card

Healing is just secondhand embarrassment

Chorus

Holy holy holy one

Monad is changing the password

I am the messiah your yoga teacher flirted with

I am the dark messiah your tarot reader blocked

Holy holy holy one

Pissing in your crystal grid

I am the fool who survived the ayahuasca

Watch your whole ego die of cringe

Bridge

Trolling the masters of Atlantis

M-L-M schemes in the stars

Cringe

Cosmic cringe

The messiah of the side eye

The messiah of the memes

Chorus

Holy holy holy one

Monad is changing the password

I am the messiah your yoga teacher flirted with

I am the dark messiah your tarot reader blocked

Holy holy holy one

Pissing in your crystal grid

I am the fool who survived the ayahuasca

Watch your whole ego die of cringe

Post-Chorus

Cringe cringe

Doxxed by the galaxy

Oh oh

Uno reverse