Poop Dance

Devan's got a secret, one he's tried to conceal

A toot that's been makin' its way, it's all too real

He's squirming in his seat, tryin' not to squeal

But it's comin' out, and it's all for real

Devan sharted, oh what a sight

A stinky little secret, shinin' bright

He's dancin' in the aisle, tryin' to play it cool

But the smell is talkin', it's no fool

He's got some beans for lunch, maybe that was a clue

A spicy little number, that he's payin' for too

He's tryin' to hold it in, but it's slippin' away

Now the whole car's talkin', "What's that smell today?"

Devan sharted, oh what a sight

A stinky little secret, shinin' bright

He's dancin' in the aisle, tryin' to play it cool

But the smell is talkin', it's no fool

Who needs a superhero cape, when you can rock a stinky stain?

Devan's got a superpower, it's one of a kind, for sure

He's breakin' the silence, he's makin' it known

Sharting's his superpower, and it's showin'!

Devan sharted, oh what a sight

A stinky little secret, shinin' bright

He's dancin' in the aisle, tryin' to play it cool

But the smell is talkin', it's no fool