F Me

intro

Life sucks balls

Shit y'all

Don't know about y'all but I'm ready

For a vacation that's every damn day

Now, here's a story

About little ole me

verse

I'm riding my horse in the field when suddenly my horse started rearing

I fell off and my head plowed into the ground, short of dizzy and hearing

I tried to hold on but no way in hell I'm gonna be able to brace

And here I go, like I said, straight to the ground, nothing but face

Now, I got dust in my hair, dust on my face, dirt on my clothes, dirt in my mouth

And the dirt in my mouth has turned to mud, two teeth missing, both went south

On top of that, I lost my cowboy hat, without my hat is like having a damn divorce

Gone in the wind, nowhere near, shit, I'm beginning to feel it's a curse

And I'm sitting on my ass, head throbbing, spitting mud but I've been through worse

Now, what the hell happened, the sudden rearing with my horse

I pull myself upward sitting on my knees and hands touching the ground

Suddenly, I froze and slowly turned, after knowing once I heard the rattlesnake's sound

pre-chorus

Shit

shit

Well, fuck me, here I am eye to eye, face to face with a threat

Hell, what a pile of dog shit, I'm just not in the fucking mood so I lit a cigarette

Took a couple of hits and then I warned if you're gonna strike, best git on with it

Make it count because if you don't, I'm turning my switch off and I'm fucking up your shit

That's right, go on, git, git out of here, fuck off, just go away

Then I wiped the sweat from my forehead, checked my draws, too old for this shit

I need a vacation that's every damn day

verse

There was another time I was dressed up, and I had my cowboy hat too

Driving down to the local bar and joining in on the honky tonk crowd

I wasn't there no more than an hour when this prettiest thing with eyes of blue

Started flirting with me and I could barely hear her for the bar was too loud

The bluest eyes of Texas touched my heart and when she touched my hand, I damn near fell apart

Then I felt a tap on my right shoulder, I turned around, looked up, big ass mother fucker

First, I swallowed my drink hard, then I thought I shitted myself, but it was only a fart

Big fella said that's my girl, I replied I didn't know but I'll tell you this big fella she's a looker

Big fella wasn't happy, big fella wasn't having it, big fella pushes me

Pushed me so hard that my cowboy hat fell off, not this shit again, my cowboy hat is gone with the wind

Now, I'm agitated as hell as I'm staring at big fella becoming more and more angry

Big fella's nervous once I warned you can rewind or take that swing, if you do, we're gonna grind

pre-chorus

Shit

Shit

Shit

chorus

Well, fuck me, here I am eye to eye, face to face with a threat

Hell, what a pile of dog shit, I'm just not in the fucking mood so I lit a cigarette

Took a couple of hits and then I warned if you're gonna strike, best git on with it

Make it count because if you don't, I'm turning my switch off and I'm fucking up your shit

That's right, go on, git, git out of here, fuck off, just go away

Then I wiped the sweat from my forehead, checked my draws, too old for this shit

I need a vacation that's every damn day

outro

I don't know about y'all but I'm ready

For a vacation that's every damn day