Country Road Mishap

Verse 1

Down a gravel road on a Sunday drive

Five more miles to town and I could barely survive

That greasy diner breakfast started talkin' back

Every bump and pothole put my plan off track

Saw a sign said rest stop but it was boarded up

Shoulda turned around but I was half a luck

Nowhere fields of corn on either side

And my stomach's screaming "there's nowhere to hide"

Pre-Chorus

I checked the glovebox and I checked the floor

There ain't no magic portal at the general store

Chorus

So I let it go right there in my jeans

Prayin' to the Lord nobody intervenes

No toilet paper no porcelain throne

Just me and this mess standing all alone

I'm poopin' my pants on a country road

Got no other option and nowhere to go

Verse 2

My buddy Earl he laughed last Tuesday night

Said "son you best be careful what you bite"

That chili cheese omelet seemed like a good idea

Now every single mile I'm feelin' multiply the fear

I tried to hold it tight I clamped it shut

But mother nature wins every single gut

I stepped out the truck and took a little walk

And had me a moment that I can't un-talk

Pre-Chorus

I checked for deer stands and I checked the sky

There's no clean solution no matter how I try

Chorus

So I let it go right there in my jeans

Prayin' to the Lord nobody intervenes

No toilet paper no porcelain throne

Just me and this mess standing all alone

I'm poopin' my pants on a country road

Got no other option and nowhere to go

Bridge

Well I learned a lesson out on Route Nine

Never trust a fart when you're runnin' out of time

Gonna carry a bucket in the truck from now

And a roll of tissues and some common sense somehow

Chorus

So I let it go right there in my jeans

Prayin' to the Lord nobody intervenes

No toilet paper no porcelain throne

Just me and this mess standing all alone

I'm poopin' my pants on a country road

Got no other option and nowhere to go