Jeep and Bronco Blues

Intro

Ooo-ee-oooh

Mmm-hmm-hmm

Verse 1

Bull shittin mama got a jeep

She own a bronco too

I got a DUI last summer

She take me to and fro

Andy Griffith with the padlock

Matlock on the TV glow

Chorus

Ooo she drive me through the canyon

Windows down the dust it blows

Fingerpaint on Sunday morning

Where the river bends and flows

Verse 2

Bull shittin I been trippin

Watch the wallpaper crawl

Mama laughin at the ceiling

Said she seen it all

Bronco sputter down the gravel road

Feet up on the dashboard wall

Chorus

Ooo she drive me through the canyon

Windows down the dust it blows

Fingerpaint on Sunday morning

Where the river bends and flows

Bridge

Padlock on the gate now

Don't know where it goes

Matlock on the reruns

Everybody knows

Jeep and bronco symmetry

Round and round she goes

Guitar Solo

Ooo-ee-oooh wah-wah-wah

Chorus

Ooo she drive me through the canyon

Windows down the dust it blows

Fingerpaint on Sunday morning

Where the river bends and flows