Vaxxines

Little Johnny didn't get his vaccines

Brought home Measles long before his teens

Now his testicles won't produce any sperm

He became sterile because of one little germ

Little Mary didn't get her flu shot

One hundred seven Fahrenheit, for a fever, that's hot

I guess her brain needed to be cooked well-done

Now Little Mary won't be having much fun

I'm so fucking stupid, get a load of me

I won't protect my kids from Hepatitis C

A mommy blogger said not to jab my kids

Now all I have left of them are some underwear skids

Little Billy cried hot tears when he saw a needle

His mother shared his childish fears and called it all illegal

She sued the clinic, won the case, and moved to Byron Bay

And like a fucking plague rat, breeds AIDS there to this day

I'm so fucking stupid, get a load of me

I'm so afraid of needles that I cry and pee

My children paid the price because I'm a fucking Karen

I guess I'll just go make some more until I'm old and barren

Fuck literally all of you!