Lyrics
WAR OF THE BUNNIES & DUCKS
[Intro]
Yeah!
Quack, quack—what you hear?
Bunny squad pullin' up, better check your rear!
Floppy ears, quick feet, whole crew locked in,
Ducks thought it was a war—
That's where the loss begins!
[Verse 1]
Ducks waddled in deep, thinkin' they were elite,
Feathers all fluffed, stompin' webbed feet.
Captain Duck screamed, "Everybody attack!"
One bunny hit a hop—sent the whole line back.
Ears up, paws down, rabbits on a mission,
Duck squad froze when they saw the ammunition.
Not guns, not bombs—just carrots in a stack,
Ducks saw one veggie and forgot to fight back!
Quack-quack, panic, feathers in the air,
Bunny on the left, bunny everywhere.
Duck tried hiding, thought nobody knew,
Rabbit kicked the door like, "Hey, we see you!"
[Hook]
HOP! HOP! BUNNIES TAKE CONTROL!
Ducks came marching but they lost their soul!
QUACK! QUACK! Hear the duck squad scream,
Bunnies took the battlefield like a carrot dream!
Big ears up, tails held high,
Ducks looking sideways like, "How did we get by?"
They came for the crown, came ready to attack,
But the bunnies took the kingdom—
AND THEY AIN'T GIVING IT BACK!
[Verse 2]
Duck general pulled out a battle map,
Bunny took one look—then took a nap.
Woke up five minutes later, stretched both feet,
Accidentally stepped on the duck retreat.
Duck said, "Hold formation!"
Rabbit said, "Formation?!"
Then a thousand little bunnies started hopping across the nation.
Left-right, bounce-bounce, rhythm on attack,
Ducks tried running forward—
Ended up running back!
One duck tried hiding underneath a chair,
Bunny poked his head in like, "Yo, you there?"
Duck said, "You found me?!"
Rabbit said, "Of course!"
"Your hiding skills are weaker than your waddling force!"
[Hook]
HOP! HOP! BUNNIES TAKE CONTROL!
Ducks came marching but they lost their soul!
QUACK! QUACK! Hear the duck squad scream,
Bunnies took the battlefield like a carrot dream!
Big ears up, tails held high,
Ducks looking sideways like, "How did we get by?"
They came for the crown, came ready to attack,
But the bunnies took the kingdom—
AND THEY AIN'T GIVING IT BACK!
[Bridge — Rap Breakdown]
Duck: "We got wings!"
Bunny: "We got hops!"
Duck: "We got numbers!"
Bunny: "We got crops!"
Duck: "We got speed!"
Bunny: "We got ears!"
Duck: "We ain't scared!"
Bunny: "Then why you disappear?!"
Duck commander yelling, "Everybody regroup!"
Rabbit squad dancing in a giant bunny troop.
One duck yelled, "This battle ain't fair!"
Bunny said, "My brother—
YOU'RE FIGHTING A HARE!"
[Verse 3]
By sunset, ducks waving flags in defeat,
Bunnies throwing victory parties down the street.
Duck general sighed, "Okay, we're through..."
Rabbit said, "Peace treaty?"
Duck said, "QUACK—make it two!"
Signed the treaty underneath a carrot tree,
Ducks got the pond, bunnies got the VIP.
No more battle, no more fighting back,
Just bunnies doing victory laps—
While the ducks go QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!
[Outro]
No weapons, no drama—just carrots and hops,
Bunnies ran the battlefield right to the top.
Duck squad learned one lesson that day:
Never underestimate
THE BUNNY RABBIT WAY.