Lovey-dovey, so ridiculous

a hot dicking

Lovey-dovey, so ridiculous

Yeah, I'm losing my mind, never clicking

Socks on, all my moves are conspicuous

Post-Chorus

Woah-oh oh oh, too much love (too much love)

Woah-oh, taking it off, oh oh

Verse 2

You giggle like a school kid

I'm fumbling with my belt right now

Tell me what the safe word is

Or just say "wow" (just say "wow")

Pre-Chorus

Cupid's lost his bow, but I got my shoes on

You look at me sideways, but the feelings too strong

Chorus

Time to give you a hot dicking

Lovey-dovey, so ridiculous

Yeah, I'm losing my mind, never clicking

Socks on, all my moves are conspicuous

Post-Chorus

Woah-oh oh oh, too much love

Woah-oh, taking it off

Bridge

Wait—what the hell, is that plastic skin

Oh man, you’re a mannequin

Lights on, all alone, what a bummer

Guess I’m still a hot lover (guess I’m still a hot lover)

Chorus

Time to give you a hot dicking

Lovey-dovey, so ridiculous

Yeah, I'm losing my mind, never clicking

Socks on, all my moves are conspicuous

Post-Chorus

Woah-oh oh oh, too much love (too much love)

Woah-oh, taking it off, oh oh

Outro

Now I’m back in my room thinking ‘bout what went wrong

Still got my socks on, singing this dumb love song

If love’s a joke, then I’m the punchline king

Guess it’s just me and this plastic thing

Post-Chorus

Woah-oh oh oh, love on my mind (love on my mind)

Woah-oh, losing my pride, oh oh

Final Tag

Hot dicking, it’s ridiculous

Could’ve fooled me, yeah, I’m oblivious

Lights off, dream on, don’t care who sees

Dumb love forever, just me and my fantasies

Guess I’ll just talk to myself in the mirror tonight

Plastic staring back, giving fashion advice

Who knew my best romance was polyethylene

Love notes stuck with static, polyester scene

Maybe next time I’ll find a heart that beats

Lost all my dignity tangled in bed sheets

Laugh it off, call it fate or insanity

Guess hot dicking’s my specialty

Extension

Standing in the hallway with nothing but pride

Imaginary lover keeps my ego alive

Why am I still talking, nobody’s here

Just me, my reflection, and lukewarm beer

Pulled out my old records, sing along out loud

Dancing in my undies, not ashamed, not proud

Every dumb decision like a movie scene

If love is a circus, then call me the queen

Random phone numbers scribbled on my hand

Only got a mannequin and a rubber band

Maybe someday Cupid will get it right

But tonight, I'll party with my lamp in the light