The Man of Mystery

Intro

Oh-oh-oh

Harry

Verse 1

They call him Harry Palms down on the avenue

A snappy dresser with a raincoat to spare

Ten time champion of the sights you never wanted

And a bottle of lube waiting right there

Pre-Chorus

He gets happy when he's seeing what he shouldn't

Hands start shaking underneath the hood

Going so fast you can't track the movement

Wish that you'd misread him like you should

Chorus

Harry Palms man of mystery

Ten time champion of what you don't wanna see

When he's done he'll want to shake your hand

With the whitest goo that you'd never understand

Verse 2

They took old Harry down to the courthouse

They read the charges line by line

Exposing himself to a weeping willow

Now he's counting days behind the steel design

Pre-Chorus

He swears the tree was asking for attention

Told the judge his hands just slipped away

But the gavel fell with no redemption

Poor Harry Palms ain't free today

Chorus

Harry Palms man of mystery

Ten time champion of what you don't wanna see

When he's done he'll want to shake your hand

With the whitest goo that you'd never understand

Bridge

Hear him singing through the bars at midnight

Same old story bout the oak and the pine

Ten time champion of the misdemeanor

Forearms flexing down the county line

Guitar Solo

Chorus

Harry Palms man of mystery

Ten time champion of what you don't wanna see

When he's done he'll want to shake your hand

With the whitest goo that you'd never understand

Outro

Poor Harry Palms

Poor Harry Palms

Ain't free

Ain't free