Hilarity Ensues

VERSE ONE

Brandon threw a tortilla at the TV screen

The biggest win that Ol' Tech's ever seen

But forgot he's in Dallas froze like a stone

He whispered "tradition" standing all alone.

(Hey!)(Hey!)

VERSE TWO

He made a rhyme for nerves far too crude

It worked so well and brightened his mood

But now at dinner when told what might it be

Brandon blushes before he gets to number three

CHORUS

Hilarity Ensues

Funny as all git out

Y'all Laugh 'yer britches off

Hilarity Ensues!

(Hey!)

VERSE THREE

I'm Brandon he says, nice to meet you too

Then instantly a number, they all know what's due.

519 he utters and says no more

They all know it is his MCAT score

CHORUS

Hilarity Ensues

Funny as all git out

Y'all Laugh 'yer britches off

Hilarity Ensues!

(Hey!)

BRIDGE

A hundred a month for iced coffee (HILARITY)

Pseudo study group excitement (HILARITY)

Tuition bills that could buy a house (HILARITY)

Ensue hilarity ensue!

VERSE FOUR

"When I was applying," he says like a vet

Just eighteen months ago lest not forget

Visits home, lists all requirements he's met

A roll of his eye when asked---- are you done yet??

(Hey!)

OUTRO

Hilarity Ensues!

Funny as all git out

Y'all Laugh 'yer britches off

Hilarity Ensues!