I can't believe this pull wasn't 5 star

Pre-Chorus

I did the rituals, lucky chair

Tapped the screen with extra care

Manifested every sign

So tell me why you’re not mine?

Chorus

I can’t believe this pull wasn’t 5 star

The animation looked legendary by far

I saw the rainbow flash across the sky

Now my pity count’s just painfully high

I can’t believe the rates did me this hard

Spent all my wishes, now I’m scarred

You had the aura, the sparkle, the art

How are you only a 4 star?

Verse

Friends online all flex their luck

“Got her first try” — okay, cool, great stuff

Meanwhile I’m farming every day

For characters I’ll never play

Another ten-pull, one more chance

Wallet trembling in my hands

The music swells, my soul ascends

Then boom — off-banner again

Pre-Chorus

I watched the leaks, I knew the lore

I even prefarmed weeks before

Ascension mats all lined in rows

Now depression softly grows

Chorus

I can’t believe this pull wasn’t 5 star

The animation looked legendary by far

I saw the rainbow flash across the sky

Now my pity count’s just painfully high

I can’t believe the rates did me this hard

Spent all my wishes, now I’m scarred

You had the aura, the sparkle, the art

How are you only a 4 star?

Bridge

Maybe next patch

Maybe next rerun

Maybe the RNG gods

Will finally let me have one

Till then I’ll grind

And cope in chat

Saying “I’m fine”

(Yeah, imagine that)

Final Chorus

I can’t believe this pull wasn’t 5 star

My luck expired somewhere in the dark

But when the next banner finally arrives

You know I’ll still press “summon” every time

I can’t believe I never learn at all

Still chasing constellations through the fall

One day the heavens will hear my heart

And give me that shining 5 star