Simon vs. The Casserole

Verse 1

Mama in the kitchen with the apron and the pan

Claimin' she the queen of every meal she plans

I'm just an old dog sittin' on the tile

Watchin' her burn water with a crooked smile

She put cinnamon in the chili and salt in the tea

Took one bite and I swear she looked at me

Oh she calls it gourmet but it taste like a dare

So I grabbed the mic right there

Chorus

She cookin' hard but she can't hang

Simon the dog got the last word on her game

She stir the pot and I raise the stakes

One bark from me and the whole block shakes

(Whole block shakes)

Verse 2

She cracked the eggs and left the shell inside

Served it proud like a trophy she can't hide

I'm not a hater I'm a son who knows

That gravy ain't supposed to be the color of my toes

She told the family I was actin' out of line

But her biscuits got the texture of a picket sign

I'm tired of the drama and the dirty dish

So I end this beef with a land just like this

Chorus

She cookin' hard but she can't hang

Simon the dog got the last word on her game

She stir the pot and I raise the stakes

One bark from me and the whole block shakes

(Whole block shakes)

Bridge

I love my mama with my whole doggone heart

But her spaghetti taste like it's powered by a car part

Put the fork down baby this is not a joke

Run the kitchen back and don't let it smoke

Breakdown

She cookin' she cookin' she can't hang

Simon got the mic and the whole block rang

She cookin' she cookin' she can't hang

One bark from me and the whole block rang

Chorus

She cookin' hard but she can't hang

Simon the dog got the last word on her game

She stir the pot and I raise the stakes

One bark from me and the whole block shakes