Don't Mess With Sassy's Jerky (P4)

verse

Deep withing the mountain hidden very far

Sassy steps from his cave and looks up at the stars

Then Sassy walks over and sat down on a large log

And Sassy noticed a hopping over his big feet a frog

Sassy smiles and then he hears his friend the wolf howl

And close to a large tree Sassy sees on a limb a gray owl

The night creatures are definitely out tonight

Enjoying themselves underneath the full moon's light

Then Sassy went back into the cave and returns holding a bag of jerky

Sassy sat down on the large log and begins eating, his belly is hungry

chorus

Oh yeah

Sassy

Oh yeah

Jerky

Oh yeah

Sassy and jerky

Oh yeah

Yummy

Yum

Yum

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Sassy finishes his jerky and goes for a midnight stroll

While Sassy is walking, he trips and fell into a hole

Pushing himself off the ground and then he found

Gold nuggets, gold nuggets everywhere, completely surrounded

Sassy climbs out of the hole and covers it with logs and branches

And took care of any patches, didn't won't to take any chances

Of anyone finding the gold and get stricken with gold fever

Sassy didn't won't his home being overrun with reavers

After that, Sassy goes back to his cave for midnight snacking

Another bag of jerky and his belly is packing

chorus

Oh yeah

Sassy

Oh yeah

Jerky

Oh yeah

Sassy and jerky

Oh yeah

Yummy

Yum

Yum

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After the snack, Sassy goes down to the creek for a drink

Splashes water onto his face and quickly blinks

Then Sassy saw his neighbor the skunk who really stinks

And a raccoon with a shiny thing giving Sassy a wink

After smelling and seeing all that Sassy starts walking back

Suddenly, Sassy sees a man with a flashlight leaving the cave with his snack

Sassy's mad, this man is snooping and stealing

Now, this requires a whooping and Sassy starts chasing

Come morning the man wakes up being cuddled by a bear

Oh no, don't do it, never do it, touch Sassy's jerky, beware

chorus

Oh yeah

Sassy

Oh yeah

Jerky

Oh yeah

Sassy and jerky

Oh yeah

Yummy

Yum

Yum

end

Don't mess with Sassy's jerky