Track 1

Verse 1

Hello, hello, is this thing on?

I'm not here to tell jokes, I've got something else going on

Let me tell you about this thing I can't stop thinking about

It's called Artosis, and I'm about to freak out

Verse 2

Every day I wake up with just one thought

I need Artosis to come inside me! That's all I've got

It would bring such pleasure, such sensations divine

If Artosis would come inside me, everything would be fine

Verse 3

You take it in a special way, I'll be honest with you

Through the backdoor channel, if you know what to do

It feels strange at first, I won't lie about that

But the pleasure that follows? Can't compare to a cat

Verse 4

I've tried everything else, nothing compares

I need Artosis to come inside me! I'm pulling out my hair

The pleasure it brings is beyond comprehension

My obsession is growing, deserving of mention

Verse 5

Yesterday I couldn't focus, I paced around the floor

I need Artosis to come inside me! I can't take it anymore!

My neighbors are concerned, they hear me through the wall

"I need Artosis to come inside me!" is all they hear me call

Verse 6

My hands are shaking now, do you see what I mean?

I need Artosis to come inside me! I'm not being obscene!

It's the only thing that works, nothing else comes close

I need Artosis to come inside me! I'm not even being verbose!

Verse 7

LISTEN TO ME! Why won't anyone help?!

I need Artosis to come inside me! I'm losing myself!

I'll pay anything, I'll do whatever it takes!

I need Artosis to come inside me! Before my sanity breaks!

Verse 8

Please... I'm begging now... on my knees...

I need Artosis to come inside me! I'll do anything you please!

If you don't help me right now, I don't know what I'll do!

I NEED ARTOSIS TO COME INSIDE ME! Or I'm coming for you!

Skraaaaaaaaaaaaaah!