end of Sizzler

Verse 1

I left my guts on the salad bar at Sizzler

And my dignity got traded with the coupons

To the arsehole behind the register

I've done the unlimited cold turkey

From the beach to the inland shit-hole

And only other fat fucks who lived it could get it

Chorus

The last Sizzler in Australia's almost gone

Yeah the last Sizzler in Australia's almost gone

And it's really got me fucked

I'm going nowhere and I'm in a hurry

'Cause the last Sizzler in Australia's dead and gone

Verse 2

About the long-forgotten "all you can eat" promises

How there were no heroes when Collins killed it in 2020

How we rolled up in the car park

Saw an old mate but couldn't root her

She was queueing for the cheese bread and I was back in the lucky country

Chorus

The last Sizzler in Australia's almost gone

Yeah the last Sizzler in Australia's almost gone

And it's really got me fucked

I'm going nowhere and I'm in a hurry

'Cause the last Sizzler in Australia's dead and gone

Verse 3

Well she was like every other moll from back then

Their lives were empty as a Monday lunch shift

Till they found some poor bastard

And their legs stayed wide open

But their brains stayed locked shut

And their hearts stayed stuck in the same shit suburb forever

Chorus

The last Sizzler in Australia's almost gone

Yeah the last Sizzler in Australia's almost gone

And it's really got me fucked

I'm going nowhere and I'm in a hurry

'Cause the last Sizzler in Australia's dead and gone

Verse 4

And the plastic trays were sticky

Shifts were long, wages were dogshit

And the sneeze guards rattled

Where the decent steakhouses used to stand

But the car parks still made me twitchy

And the dreams never fucking stopped

Or the need for a line and a handful of pills

Piano solo

Verse 5

So I drifted every state end to end

Tried to find somewhere to stop being a mess

Where the gut rot might settle

Took a job on a drilling rig

Flew choppers when the boss was pissed

But the nights still sent me round the twist

Chorus

The last Sizzler in Australia's almost gone

Yeah the last Sizzler in Australia's almost gone

And it's really got me fucked

I'm going nowhere and I'm in a hurry

'Cause the last Sizzler in Australia's dead and gone

Verse 6

And I've pissed about the planet year after year

Every one left me more useless

One more year further down the toilet

I've been back through Asia looking for something

But the answer sure as hell ain't there

So I'm drifting north again just to see if it still hurts

Chorus

The last Sizzler in Australia's almost gone

Yeah the last Sizzler in Australia's almost gone

And it's really got me fucked

I'm going nowhere and I'm in a hurry

'Cause the last Sizzler in Australia's dead and gone

Verse 7

You know the last Sizzler in the country's almost gone

Seven hours on a plane and I'll be somewhere that still has one

There ain't nothing like a greasy root

From some half-cut tourist princess

I'm gonna flatten a cheap mattress all night long

[Final Chorus] (yell it)

The last Sizzler in Australia's almost gone

Yeah the last Sizzler in Australia's almost gone

And it's really got me fucked

I'm going nowhere and I'm in a hurry

'Cause the last Sizzler in Australia's dead and gone

Miss that cheese bread, ya cunts.