Axis Power Trip

Verse 1

Stalin, he was strong

Adolf, he was mean

Toad, Emperor of Japan

Monarch and Supreme

Pre-Chorus

This, the story of the great war

Axis powers versus the Allied force

And what would happen if the Axis won?

This is the part where the USA joins in, uh-huh

Chorus

They got the power, they got the power

To win the war 'cause they got the USA

They got the power, they got the power

USA

Verse 2

Hitler makes a deal

Truman agrees

"Send the nukes to Stalin and Japan", he says

They all start to laugh

"We can win it this way"

With American atomic bombs, they'll seize the world in days

Pre-Chorus

But then the Soviets made an even bigger bomb

Their scientists were working on it all along

A gift for Uncle Joe from the USA

Then they tweaked it up and made it bigger the next day

Chorus

It's the Tsar Bomba (Bomba!)

Tsar Bomba (Bomba!)

Tsar Bomba (Bomba!)

Tsar Bomba (Tsar, Tsar, Tsar!)

Tsar Bomba (Bomba!)

Tsar Bomba (Bomba!)

Tsar Bomba (Bomba!)

Tsar Bomba (Tsar, Tsar, Tsar!)

Bridge

Historical benchmark

It is still known as the largest nuclear weapon ever tested

Was the Soviet 50-megaton hydrogen bomb

With prototype designs reaching up to 150 megatons

(1, 2, 3, 4)

Verse 3

Hitler was so smug

Stalin wasn't happy

Toad, Emperor of Japan

Was feeling pretty snappy

"Get your puny bombs off my land" Stalin said

Hitler said, "Or what?", Stalin smiled and said

"I'll bring this gift from the USA to you instead"

Pre-Chorus

It was the biggest bomb you had ever seen

A gift for Comrade Jo, but they made it lean

A gift for Uncle Joe, but they made it mean

Then they tweaked it up and made it bigger in between

Chorus

Tsar Bomba (Bomba!)

Tsar Bomba (Bomba!)

Tsar Bomba (Bomba!)

Tsar Bomba (Tsar, Tsar, Tsar!)

Tsar Bomba (Bomba!)

Tsar Bomba (Bomba!)

Tsar Bomba (Bomba!)

Tsar Bomba (Tsar, Tsar, Tsar!)

Outro

Tsar Bomba (Bomba!)

Tsar Bomba (Bomba!)

Tsar Bomba (Bomba!)

Tsar Bomba (Tsar, Tsar, Tsar!)

Tsar Bomba (Bomba!)

Tsar Bomba (Bomba!)

Tsar Bomba (Bomba!)

Tsar Bomba (Tsar, Tsar, Tsar!)