King of the Disaster

Intro

Oh-oh-oh

Oh-oh-oh

Yeah

Verse 1

Footsteps crunching gravel past the fence line

Flashlights sweeping through my back door window

Three silhouettes who think this yard is theirs now

They don't know what's waiting in the shadows

I watch them from the kitchen like a quiet storm

They're picking through the garden like it's garbage

They think they wandered into someone's empty home

But I built this whole damn circus and I manage

Pre-Chorus

They came to steal the quiet

They came to take the peace

But they walked into the middle

Of my own damn masterpiece

Chorus

Welcome to the shit show

You're late to the party

I'm the one running this freak show

(That's right)

Welcome to the shit show

You're standing in my riot

I'm the king of this disaster

(Oh-oh)

And you're not gonna like it

Post-Chorus

Shit show

Shit show

Shit show

Yeah

Verse 2

Second one's got a crowbar and a smirk

Third one's whispering like he owns the night

But I've been breaking bones since the day I learned to walk

And I don't take kindly to this fight

They're poking at my window screens with dirty gloves

I let them get close enough to feel brave

Then I flip the floodlights on and crack my knuckles

And they finally get a look at what I gave

Pre-Chorus

They came to steal the quiet

They came to take the peace

But they walked into the middle

Of my own damn masterpiece

Chorus

Welcome to the shit show

You're late to the party

I'm the one running this freak show

(That's right)

Welcome to the shit show

You're standing in my riot

I'm the king of this disaster

(Oh-oh)

And you're not gonna like it

Post-Chorus

Shit show

Shit show

Shit show

Yeah

Guitar Solo

Bridge

(What do you want?)

I hear you knockin' like you own the place

Got your name on my tongue and a grin on my face

You don't know the rules of this carnival ride

I've been the barker and the biter combined

Tripped on my lawn and you're already in deep

I collect trespassers while I sleep

All of your courage fading fast

You found the master of the mess at last

Chorus

Welcome to the shit show

You're late to the party

I'm the one running this freak show

(That's right)

Welcome to the shit show

You're standing in my riot

I'm the king of this disaster

(Oh-oh)

And you're not gonna like it

Post-Chorus

Shit show

Shit show

Shit show

Yeah

Outro

Welcome to the shit show

(Shit show)

Welcome to the shit show

(Shit show)

Yeah

Yeah

Oh-oh-oh