GiggleFartMusic

Intro

(System error)

(Glitch repeat)

(System error)

(Glitch repeat)

Verse 1

I stayed awake in the basement dark

Wiring up a cybernetic spark

Built a patch for a doomsday track

Stacked the subwoofers wall to wall in the back

Then the source code warped on a dirty line

Wrecked my whole mechanical design

The mainframe started to choke and stall

Turned my masterpiece to nothing at all

Refrain

The signal is garbage the terminal screams

A total destruction of my gothic dreams

Yeah it's a GiggleFartMusic virus tonight

Sputtering rhythms under ultraviolet light

A software breakdown a corrupted device

Making an absolute fool of me twice

Verse 2

The sub-bass pulses with a sickening pop

A rhythmic malfunction that will not stop

Younger goths stare at the stage in disgust

My digital empire crumbles to dust

I try to bypass the audio card

But the glitching sequence is running too hard

No heavy industrial no terror EBM

Just a broken computer mocking them

Refrain

The signal is garbage the terminal screams

A total destruction of my gothic dreams

Yeah it's a GiggleFartMusic virus tonight

Sputtering rhythms under ultraviolet light

A software breakdown a corrupted device

Making an absolute fool of me twice

Bridge

(Critical framework exception)

(Output redirected)

(System compromised)

(Format the drive)

Guitar Solo

Outro

No more techno

No more sound

The biggest failure

Ever found

Logging off

Goodbye