Ponytail Problems

This ponytail tight, what the fuck going on?

Been pulling on my scalp since the break of dawn.

I asked for a hairstyle, not a damn fight,

Can't even blink 'cause this shit too tight!

Edges on lockdown, forehead on stretch,

One more little pull, I'm filing a request.

Tryna turn my whole head, but my ponytail said NAH!

LOOSEN THIS SHIT! LOOSEN THIS SHIT!

My scalp screaming HELP, I ain't built for this!

Ponytail snatched, but at what damn cost?

Can't even smile, got my eyebrows lost!

LOOSEN THIS SHIT! LOOSEN THIS SHIT!

Whoever did my hair, we gotta talk about this!

Cute from the front, but I'm fighting for peace,

Somebody grab a comb and set my edges free!

Got a headache already, ain't even noon,

This ponytail pulling like it's leaving the room.

Tried to lay down, couldn't rest my head,

This hair got me sitting straight up in bed!

My scalp got beef, my edges got complaints,

I ain't even religious, but I'm calling all the saints!

They said, "Beauty is pain," well, I disagree,

'Cause this ponytail got a personal issue with me!

Hold the fuck up...

Why can I feel my heartbeat in my ponytail?!

Ponytail swinging, but my scalp ain't laughing,

One more hour and I'm calling the captain.

Looking real cute, but I'm paying the price,

Next time leave it loose, I ain't asking twice!