Lyrics
Verse 1
Woke up feeling strange
Shoulder blades felt tight
Look at my tan skin
Got a blunt sword now
Need a furry vest
Strange cats in the yard
Where did my pants go
Hair is cut quite short
Pre-Chorus 1
The skull fortress doors
Wait for my signal
This huge sword is real
Chorus
Oh Eternia is calling me back
Skeletor is acting like a total jerk
By the power that I possess
I am just a guy in a harness
Verse 2
Muscle popping out my sleeves
Neighbors stare through the blinds
Cringer looks at me sideways
I think he needs a nap
Prince life was easier
Adam was a nice nerd
Pre-Chorus 2
Grayskull needs a hero
Snake mountain looms over
Everyone needs help right now
The bird lady flies around
Prince is long gone
Chorus
Oh Eternia is calling me back
Skeletor is acting like a total jerk
By the power that I possess
I am just a guy in a harness
Guitar Solo
Bridge
Feeling kind of buff today
Holding up this magic blade
I have never felt so big
Used to be a royal twig
Check out my bowl cut
Final Chorus
Oh Eternia is calling me back
Skeletor is acting like a total jerk
By the power that I possess
I am just a guy in a harness
I am He-Man after all
Walking through a big stone wall
Saving the entire planet
Feeling really weird about it
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