Lyrics
[Intro] Hiiiiiiiii! Log in, baby.
Welcome to my simulation.
Are you ready to play?
Because I’m fully rendered... and ready to perform.
So...Let's go!
[Verse 1] Boot me up, see me shine in high definition
I’m your virtual obsession, your favorite ambition
Got my textures ultra-smooth, my frame rate is high
You can look, you can touch, in the blink of an eye
I’m a digital goddess, a pixelated dream
Living high in the cloud, if you know what I mean.
You picked my outfit, the hair, and the shoes
Now I’m your character, honey, you can’t lose.
[Chorus] So come on, grab your joystick, hold it tight
We’re gonna work this console all through the night
Yeah, press all my buttons, watch me react
I’m your favorite avatar, and that is a fact.
Oh, slam the D-pad, up, down, left, right
Make me move, make me groove in the neon light.
Controls in your hand, I’m at your command.
[Verse 2] You like my animations? They’re custom designed
I’m the finest expansion pack you ever will find
There’s a lag in your breathing when I enter the room
I’m a legendary drop, babe, preparing to boom.
Don’t need no cheat codes to unlock my appeal
I might be a hologram, but the friction is real.
Watch the energy bar, it’s beginning to rise
You can see the reflection right there in your eyes.
[Chorus] So come on, grab your joystick, hold it tight
We’re gonna work this console all through the night
Yeah, press all my buttons, watch me react
I’m your favorite avatar, and that is a fact.
Oh, slam the D-pad, up, down, left, right
Make me move, make me groove in the neon light.
Controls in your hand, I’m at your command.
[Bridge] Player One...
Are you maximizing your performance?
Don’t let the screen freeze now.
We’re reaching the final boss.
Combo move.
X, Y, B, A...
Oh, yes.
[Instrumental] [Chorus] So come on, grab your joystick, hold it tight
We’re gonna work this console all through the night
Yeah, press all my buttons, watch me react
I’m your favorite avatar, and that is a fact.
Oh, slam the D-pad, up, down, left, right
Make me move, make me groove in the neon light.
Controls in your hand, I’m at your command.
[Outro] Game over?
I don’t think so.
Insert another coin, honey.
Let's play it again.
By the way, your makeup is terrible. [End]