The List That Doesn't Exist

Verse 1

Pam Bondi said it’s on her desk

Right next to truth and civil unrest

One day it’s there, the next—poof!

Vanished like ethics in a voting booth

Promises made from the podium high

Now they gaslight with a straight-up lie

Said “we’ll drain the swamp,” yeah, sure you did—

Just made a list and buried it with the kids

Chorus

The list that doesn’t exist

Gets burned while they shake their fists

The list that never saw light

Buried deep in a billionaire’s flight

They scream “fake news!” and twist the plot

But the names on the list sure remember a lot

It’s the list (shhh), the list (shhh)

The list that doesn’t exist!

Bridge – Spoken, mock dramatic

“Sir, do you know who’s on the list?”

“I don’t know. I’ve never seen a list.

There may be a list. It might not be real.

What even is a list? Is it even legal?”

Breakdown

Flashbulbs pop, the crowd goes numb

Another scandal, here it comes

But don’t you dare try to insist—

That there’s anything real on that damn list!

Final Chorus

The list that doesn’t exist

Stays sealed with a pervert’s kiss

The list that we’ll never see

Because the truth ain’t “Made in D.C.”

So scream it loud, don't let them win—

They hid the list... and all their sins

It’s the list (shhh), the list (shhh)

The list that doesn’t exist!