Legendary Gas Hero

Intro

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Hook

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(Garp, squeeze your butt cheeks hard)

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Verse 1

Yo, I'm Garp, the legendary hero of the Navy

But I got a problem and the Navy can't save me

A little gas just slipped out from under my ass

I'm lookin' for a place I can let it pass

Ah! (Garp, squeeze your butt cheeks hard)

Verse 2

Well, I spot Dragon, my firstborn son

He's always in trouble and that's kinda fun

I sneak up behind him, sneak up real close

Then I let out the stinkiest, gas-filled ghost

Hook

(Squeeze my butt cheeks hard)

(Squeeze my butt cheeks hard)

(Garp, squeeze your butt cheeks hard)

(Squeeze my butt cheeks hard)

Verse 3

Well, there goes Dragon, lookin' for some air

Well, I see Dragon's little boy over there

I sneak up behind him, sneak up real slow

Then I let out a nasty, gas-filled blow

Hook

(Squeeze my butt cheeks hard)

(Squeeze my butt cheeks hard)

(Garp, squeeze your butt cheeks hard)

(Squeeze my butt cheeks hard)

Verse 4

Well, there goes Luffy, lookin' for some air

Then I spot my grandson over there

I sneak up behind him, sneak up real close

Then I let out the stinkiest, gas-filled ghost

Hook

(Squeeze my butt cheeks hard)

(Squeeze my butt cheeks hard)

(Garp, squeeze your butt cheeks hard)

(Squeeze my butt cheeks hard)

Outro

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