Porcelain Bowl Blues

Verse 1

Breakfast coffee churned my guts to fire

Didn’t even finish, stomach’s a live wire

Grumbled so loud it startled the cat

Before noon I’m doubled over, flat

Pre-Chorus

Why’d I trust last night’s strange stew?

Now my ass pays for what I chew

Chorus

Flush it down and let it go

No one needs to ever know

Swirling round that porcelain bowl

Got this stinkin' mess to show

Verse 2

I ate that stew you warned me not to

Didn't think twice ’til I felt the rumbles

Clutchin' my gut like a goddamn fool

Oh hell, I ran and barely stumbled

Pre-Chorus

The bathroom's far but it’s gotta be quick

If I don't make it, I'm screwed real thick

Chorus

Flush it down and let it go

No one needs to ever know

Swirling round that porcelain bowl

Got this stinkin' mess to show

Bridge

Damn it, the handle’s stuck now, shit won’t go

Cursing fate with every blow

Neighbors pounding, hear me moan

A toilet war zone, all my own

Verse 3

My stomach’s done, it hates my guts

Why’d I trust that greasy lunch?

Sweat on my brow, pants around my knees

This damned disaster’s got no mercy

Pre-Chorus

Some say fate comes soft and sly

But mine just rips me deep inside

Chorus

Flush it down and let it go

No one needs to ever know

Swirling round that porcelain bowl

Got this stinkin' mess to show

Verse 4

Explosions blastin', goddamn, what a sound

Ass glued to this godforsaken ground

Prayin' for mercy, all dignity gone

A shitty symphony drags on and on

Pre-Chorus

Three rolls left and hope runs thin

Might just have to suffer again

Chorus

Flush it down and let it go

No one needs to ever know

Swirling round that porcelain bowl

Got this stinkin' mess to show

Verse 5

Clogged the pipes with last night’s feast

A goddamn flood unleashed beneath

Swearing louder than a drunken priest

I’m knee-deep in regret and grief

Pre-Chorus

Tried every trick, nothing flows

Staring down the bowl, anything goes

Chorus

Flush it down and let it go

No one needs to ever know

Swirling round that porcelain bowl

Got this stinkin' mess to show

Outro

So if you feel that sudden quake

Trust your gut for your own sake

Hold your head and pray you make

Another day without heartache

Verse 6

Plumber’s here, he’s pissed as hell

Swears at the mess, it’s a living cell

He gags and curses, calls it a crime

I just laugh, it’s a shitty time

Pre-Chorus

Every flush is a loaded dice

Guess tonight, I’ll pay the price

Chorus

Flush it down and let it go

No one needs to ever know

Swirling round that porcelain bowl

Got this stinkin’ mess to show

Tag

So light a match, wave goodbye

This bathroom saga never dies