I Think My Cat is Judging My Life Choices

Intro

Soft Guitar Plucks, Faint Purring, Room Ambience

You don’t blink

You just sit there

Like you know something I don’t

Verse 1

You watched me eat cereal at 3 a.m.

Straight from the box again

I said it’s been a long week

You didn’t even react

I tried to laugh it off

Dropped a joke, it fell flat

You kept that same expression

Like you’re taking mental notes

Pre-Chorus

You tilt your head just slightly

Like you’re cross-examining me

Chorus

I think my cat is judging my life choices

Every time I say I’m “doing fine”

There’s a silence in your tiny little noises

Like you’ve seen this pattern way too many times

I swear you know

More than you show

Sitting there like you’ve got nothing to say

But I think my cat is judging my life choices anyway

Verse 2

You saw me text “I’m on my way”

While still in yesterday

You watched me pace the kitchen floor

Then forget what I came for

I told myself I’d get it right

At least a little this time

You blinked once, real slow

Like you’ve heard that line before

Pre-Chorus

You stretch out like it’s nothing

While I’m spiraling for free

Chorus

I think my cat is judging my life choices

Every time I say I’m “doing fine”

There’s a silence in your tiny little noises

Like you’ve seen this pattern way too many times

I swear you know

More than you show

Sitting there like you’ve got nothing to say

But I think my cat is judging my life choices [Bridge]

Half-Time Drums, Slightly Warped Guitar, Distant Meow Echo

If you could talk, would you be nice

Or just confirm my bad advice

Would you say “hey, maybe try”

Or just stare while I derail my life

Breakdown

Tape Stop, Silence, Soft Purr Resumes

Okay

Breakdown

Okay

Don’t answer that

Solo

Final Chorus

I think my cat is judging my life choices

But at least you never leave

You just sit there in your quiet disappointments

Like you’re somehow still impressed with me

And I don’t know

If you’re just cold

Or if that’s unconditional in disguise

But I think my cat is judging my life choices

And I think that’s fine

Outro

Stay there

Yeah

That helps somehow