THC Dreams

[start] Verse 1]

Car alarm breakfast, coughing up spreadsheets

Baptized in expired vape juice and defeat

Clock punched me in the throat—thanks, Kyle

I wear my burnout like a thrift-store crocodile

Egg yolk melting on a haunted thumb drive

Manager speaks in JPEGs, I survive

Shoelaces made of fax machines

I ascended mid-Zoom, unseen

Chorus

I don’t wanna go to work today!

I wanna vibe with a blunt and float away

Let HR know I’ve been replaced

By a wizard made of smoke with impeccable taste

Roll call? Nah, I’m rolling deep

In THC dreams and existential sleepChorus]

I don’t wanna go to work today!

I wanna vibe with a blunt and float away

Let HR know I’ve been replaced

By a wizard made of smoke with impeccable taste

Roll call? Nah, I’m rolling deep

In THC dreams and existential sleep

Verse 2

Faxed my soul to a sentient Roomba

Got high and debated a tulpa in Cuba

Head’s a sitcom, teeth are rent

HR sent a demon with a PowerPoint accent

Caffeine sweats and salad regret

I built a church from unpaid debt

My spine is made of legally vague trauma

And I chew on deadlines like frozen lasagnaChorus]

I don’t wanna go to work today!

I wanna vibe with a blunt and float away

Let HR know I’ve been replaced

By a wizard made of smoke with impeccable taste

Roll call? Nah, I’m rolling deep

In THC dreams and existential sleep

Verse 3

Banana suit in the HR jungle

Laptop’s leaking existential crumble

I signed a contract with my sleep paralysis

Now we run Etsy scams outta shared consciousness

Out of office, out of orbit

Tried to file taxes but the AI absorbed it

Calendars bite, timecards hiss

Capitalism kissed me, then punched my wrists[bridge]

I stapled my name to the ozone layer

Got fired by a lizard in a folding chair

Lit my resume on fire in protest

Then ate the ashes to prove a point I forget

Choked on smoke and unpaid dreams

High as rent and twice as mean

This isn’t quitting—it’s transcendence

I left my job in another dimension [end]