The toilet in the car?

I almost peed myself running down the hall

I almost peed myself running through the mall

Why they put the toilets always so far?

Why can’t they put a bathroom in my car?

Why they don’t got toilets on the side of the road?

Somewhere I can finally drop my load

It’s a struggle that nobody talks about

That panic walk when you can’t hold it out

Pre-Chorus

The worst part is when I lay down to sleep

And my bladder go beep beep beep

Wake me up out my sweetest dreams

Now I’m mad, head blowing steam

Chorus

They need to invent something for me

So I don’t gotta get up to pee

Let me stay right here in my bed

Do my business, rest my head

I hate waking up out my sleep

Walking slow, hoping I don’t meet

Some creep in the middle of the night

Just me and my bladder in a fight

Verse 2

I hate when my sleep gets interrupted

By a bladder that just erupted

But I guess if it stopped one day

I’d be crying in a different way

So I sigh and I make that trip

Half asleep, doing that zig-zag slip

Back to bed like nothing happened

Till my bladder start back chatting