Dumbest Things

Verse 1

Mr Nobody read the whole damn label

Still bought the pills that promised him a miracle

He signed his name on a dotted line

Didn't read a word

Says the world is out to get him

Somebody yelled the answer in his ear

He nodded twice then asked again

Louder this time like volume fixes truth

He's got a diploma and no clue

Pre-Chorus

So sure so loud so wrong

So sure so loud so wrong

Chorus

People do the dumbest things

They do the dumbest things

I watch them trip on nothing at all

Nothing at all

People do the dumbest things

They do the dumbest things

And I laugh till I'm the next one to fall

The next one to fall

Verse 2

My neighbor swore the map was wrong

Drove six hours past the ocean

Then blamed the sky for being blue

And blamed me for agreeing

Some guy argues with a parking sign

Wins the fight loses the car

Chews his gum like it owes him money

Confident and completely lost

Pre-Chorus

So sure so loud so wrong

So sure so loud so wrong

Chorus

People do the dumbest things

They do the dumbest things

I watch them trip on nothing at all

Nothing at all

People do the dumbest things

They do the dumbest things

And I laugh till I'm the next one to fall

The next one to fall

Bridge

I point a finger

Then I point three back

I trip I slip I stack

My own mistakes in a crooked pile

Chorus

People do the dumbest things

They do the dumbest things

I watch them trip on nothing at all

Nothing at all

People do the dumbest things

They do the dumbest things

And I laugh till I'm the next one to fall

The next one to fall

Outro

So sure so loud so wrong

So sure so loud so wrong