The Podgorica Plot

Intro

Rawr! Hmph! Yeah!

Verse 1

Rode into Podgorica on a stolen royal horse

Waluigi forged the letters, I dug up the source

Crown Prince found with gold that wasn't his to hold

While whispers spread like wildfire through the cobblestone and cold

Chorus

We'll burn this kingdom down and build it back in green and purple

Framed the monarchy now watch the people turn to circle

Civil war erupting, cannons fire from the coast

Wario and Waluigi, we'll be kings of Montenegro

Post-Chorus

Kings! Kings! Kings of Montenegro!

Kings! Kings! Kings of Montenegro!

Verse 2

Waluigi's in the castle with a dagger and a grin

I stuffed the treasury vaults with counterfeit doubloons within

The nobles draw their sabers, brother fighting brother now

We'll pick the crown up from the mud and take our royal vow

Chorus

We'll burn this kingdom down and build it back in green and purple

Framed the monarchy now watch the people turn to circle

Civil war erupting, cannons fire from the coast

Wario and Waluigi, we'll be kings of Montenegro

Post-Chorus

Kings! Kings! Kings of Montenegro!

Kings! Kings! Kings of Montenegro!

Bridge

Blow the trumpet, raise the banner

Two fat kings upon the manor

Dinar coins with our faces stamped

Throne room floor with blood is damped

Breakdown

GRRAAAAAH!

Purple! Green! Crown! Scheme!

Purple! Green! Crown! Scheme!

Chorus

We'll burn this kingdom down and build it back in green and purple

Framed the monarchy now watch the people turn to circle

Civil war erupting, cannons fire from the coast

Wario and Waluigi, we'll be kings of Montenegro

Outro

(Rawr...)

(Hmph...)

Kings...