Earth Mammal Gimme That Lump

Intro

Oh-oh

Mm-mm

Oh-oh-oh

Verse 1

Pulled up to the pump at three a.m

Snack aisle glow like a UFO gem

Grab a bag of chips and a slushie swirl

Then the doors slid shut with a neon twirl

Three tall shadows in silver suits

Eyes that blinked from nine boots

One hissed static through a tiny grill

Said my tires were lookin real high caliber

Pre-Chorus

And I stood there frozen in my flip-flops

My brain goin b-b-b-blippity-bop

One raised a phaser glinting green

I said the only words my brain could glean

Chorus

Woah woah woah

You're not from my zip code friend

That's all I got before the night went bend

Woah woah woah

You're not from my zip code friend

The galaxy called and my debit card dashed

Verse 2

They tilted heads like curious dogs

One sang a song about nebula frogs

Took my wallet took my keys took my gum

Said earth mammal gimme that lump

I offered up my gas station bear

Told em it was soft and full of air

They studied it with telescopic grace

Then beamed themselves to outer space

Pre-Chorus

And I stood there clutching my melted slush

Sweat on my neck and my brain all mush

Half my stuff gone in a violet flash

All I heard was that wobbly sass

Chorus

Woah woah woah

You're not from my zip code friend

That's all I got before the night went bend

Woah woah woah

You're not from my zip code friend

The galaxy called and my debit card dashed

Bridge

Now I tell the story at every BBQ

About alien ninjas and neon goo

They say boy that never happened to me

I say friend you weren't at that pump at three

Drop

Zip code zip code zip code

Zip code zip code

Bounce bounce bounce

Woah

Chorus

Woah woah woah

You're not from my zip code friend

That's all I got before the night went bend

Woah woah woah

You're not from my zip code friend

The galaxy called and my debit card dashed