Listerine

intro Instrumental

Verse 1

Listerine, like I did before

Now I'm Listerine some more

See that bottle?

It's the one I want

To be holding, pouring it close

Chorus

I say, you say

When you use Listerine

Now it's too late

You're not using Listerine

I say, you say

When you use Listerine

Now it's too late

You're not using Listerine

Verse 2

I've said it all before

So many sips that I just open the door

Did you notice the changes in me?

But now it's too late to see

Chorus

I say, you say

When you use Listerine

Now it's too late

You're not using Listerine

I say, you say

When you use Listerine

Now it's too late

You're not using Listerine

Verse 3

I hope you understand

The feeling, the freedom I demand

This blue fire is the best thing I know

I drink it every day, watch the glow

Bridge

Morning, noon, and night I raise the glass

Think I'm invincible, feelin' so class

But deep inside the damage starts to show

Liver's screaming, kidneys running low

Still I smile and call it my daily cure

The best thing in the world... of that I'm sure

Verse 4

Listerine, flowing through my veins

Ignorant of all the hidden pains

Friends all warn me, doctors shake their heads

But I just pour another and climb into bed

Verse 5

When you use Listerine

You think you're clean, you feel serene

But every drop is quietly mean

When you use Listerine

The burn feels right, the high feels keen

While your body pays the price unseen

Final Chorus

I say, you say

When you use Listerine

Now it's too late

You're not using Listerine

I say, you say

When you use Listerine

Now it's too late

You're not using Listerine