Forehead Fracas (Parody)

Verse 1

Kitchen

Cold tile floor

Carton of a dozen on the wood

Cracking

Cracking

Cracking them all

Hard shell hitting my skull

Yellow drips down my nose

I don't need no pan

I don't need no stove

Just a hard head

And a heavy blow

Watch the yolk run

Watch the shell fly

Chorus

Break it with my forehead

Break it with my forehead

Just a sudden impact

Just a sudden impact

Yellow mess on the floor

Yellow mess on the floor

I'm the king of the kitchen

I'm the king of the kitchen

Post-Chorus

Oh oh oh

Crack it

Crack it

Crack it

Head first

Verse 2

Stiff

Stiff white collar

Ruined by the goo and the grime

Big screen star

Doing weird things for the time

No shame

No pain

Just a frantic feeling in my brain

I take a brown one

Then I take a white

Slamming it down

In the middle of the night

Sticky

Stuck in my eyebrows

I feel alive now

Chorus

Break it with my forehead

Break it with my forehead

Just a sudden impact

Just a sudden impact

Yellow mess on the floor

Yellow mess on the floor

I'm the king of the kitchen

I'm the king of the kitchen

Bridge

Frontal bone meets the calcium

Frontal bone meets the yolk

Frontal bone meets the mess

No bowl

No fork

No mercy

I see the mess

I feel the mess

I am the mess

Chorus

Break it with my forehead

Break it with my forehead

Just a sudden impact

Just a sudden impact

Yellow mess on the floor

Yellow mess on the floor

I'm the king of the kitchen

I'm the king of the kitchen

Post-Chorus

Oh oh oh

Crack it

Crack it

Crack it

Head first

Outro

One more

Thump

Drip

Clean it up later

Maybe

Forehead red

Eggs dead

Yeah